What'll you take for your Royal Enfield?

What would you take in trade for your Royal Enfield motorcycle? Here's a man in Torrington, Conn. with something you might like:

"Black Matco professional tool box, roll away and top box, plus an assortment of professional tools (Mac, Matco, Snap on). I'm out of the repair business, so I no longer need this, but I haven't ridden in years, and I really want another bike. I paid almost $2,000 for the box, and the tools that I still have are probably worth close to $1,000. Of course, that was a few years ago, but still, this is not cheap stuff. I'm willing to look at any street bikes you might be willing to trade (although if anyone wants to offer a Royal Enfield, the deal will be done!)."

The ad is on CraigsList if you're interested.